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Joanne Renaud  

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.: Mind-raped by an interview

Journal Entry: Thu May 15, 2008, 9:44 PM


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(This was originally posted in my Livejournal.)

I had a crappy day yesterday. It started on Monday: minutes after I submitted my resume for a children's art teaching position, I was called up by S.W. from a company called "KidsArt Fine Art Classes" requesting an interview. I was thrilled, and went to the interview; then it started to get a bit weird. Saying she wanted to "get to know me," S.W. began asking all sorts of questions, like (I'm paraphrasing here) "What was a decision you made that you feel most altered the life of the person you made the decision for?" At one point, she asked where my parents were; when I said they were deceased, she started asking, how did they die? When did they die? What did I do, and who took care of me? Like a fool, I answered- I was trying to be charming and candid- although part of me wondered why she was being so intrusive. Other than this weirdness, I thought it went well; at the end, she asked me to come back to observe a class. I said I'd love to, and she replied after I attended the class, we would take things from there. I thought that was a good sign, so I went away pleased.

But, lo and behold! When I arrived home, there was an email in my inbox from this same woman, S.W., telling me that there was no need to come to the class, and that they would look elsewhere for a teacher. It was phrased as sweetly as possible, but it was basically a big kiss off. Considering that this was written only half an hour after an interview crammed with the most personal questions possible, I was insulted. What a mind fuck! How crass and unprofessional is that? Was she such a coward that she couldn't tell me to my face that I wasn't what she was looking for? And this woman and her husband run the company! I spent yesterday seething, while a few friends told me I was better off not working for these people, if they were going to treat someone who wasn't even working for them yet that badly.

Now it's back to the drawing board, in terms of looking for work. However, I wanted to share this lovely experience with you all. Isn't life in Los Angeles wonderful?

On the bright side, my previous entry, "Toga pr0n" has been linked by the amazing Smart Bitches of the Smart Bitches, Trashy Books blog. I love you, Sarah and Candy! (Side note: I am currently working on an illustration job for them, for their upcoming book from Simon & Schuster.) I keep telling myself there are awesome people out there, even though of course there's lots of flakes and assholes. But there's such a thing as karma, right?






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  • Reading: "The Sand-Reckoner"- Gillian Bradshaw

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  • Current Age: Old enough so you can't trust me
  • Current Residence: North Hollywood
  • Interests: Illustration, writing, fanfiction, travel, history, costume design, psychology, martinis
  • Favourite movie: Fantasia, Citizen Kane, Fellowship of the Ring, Turn Back the Clock, The Three Musketeers (1973)
  • Favourite band or musician: Madonna, Chemical Bros., Lou Reed, Orbital, Fatboy Slim, Television, Kate Bush, Way Out West
  • Favourite genre of music: just about anything...
  • Favourite artist: Trina Schart Hyman, Sanjulian, Loren Long, Rebecca Guay, Kinuko Craft, Maggi, Owen Smith
  • Favourite poet or writer: Tanith Lee, James M. Cain, Rafael Sabatini, Clark Ashton Smith, Gillian Bradshaw, Jared Diamond
  • Operating System: I work on both Mac and PC... they both make me gnash my teeth.
  • Favourite game: "King's Quest IV: The Perils of Rosella."
  • Favourite gaming platform: MS DOS
  • Favourite cartoon character: Hades from Disney's "Hercules," or Leela from Futurama.
  • Personal Quote: "Lord Byron... he swam the Bosperus... then he died."
  • Tools of the Trade: mechanical pencil, acrylic paints, water, and teeny tiny brushes.

Devious Comments

~DreamsAddiction:iconDreamsAddiction: 10 hours 9 minutes ago
U'r welcome, such delicate yet intense colors, love your style ^^
*Arinya13:iconArinya13: 1 day 21 hours ago
I just decided that I wanted to make some changes!
*suburbanbeatnik:iconsuburbanbeatnik: 2 days 8 hours ago
What happened to it?

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Joanne Renaud
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*Arinya13:iconArinya13: 4 days 18 hours ago
I know! I miss it too! I will have to do something about that very soon!
*suburbanbeatnik:iconsuburbanbeatnik: 5 days 13 hours ago
I'm glad to hear you're doing well. I miss your icon, though... ;P

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Joanne Renaud
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*Arinya13:iconArinya13: 6 days 1 hour ago
I'm doing fine too! I just have a lot to do at the moment with exams and my BA-project. Things can get a little stressed.
~HusdomGarden:iconHusdomGarden: May 8, 2008, 5:03:11 PM
your art its beautiful- amazing, i kind of have the same style of yours but i'm to lazy to finish any art work i practice with coloring~ yah i'm that lazy.

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*suburbanbeatnik:iconsuburbanbeatnik: May 7, 2008, 6:52:57 PM
Thank you! :D

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Joanne Renaud
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*suburbanbeatnik:iconsuburbanbeatnik: May 7, 2008, 6:52:47 PM
Thanks!

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Joanne Renaud
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Online portfolio: [link]
*suburbanbeatnik:iconsuburbanbeatnik: May 7, 2008, 6:52:38 PM
I'm doing all right. How about you? :)

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Joanne Renaud
Illustrator
Online portfolio: [link]
*Arinya13:iconArinya13: May 7, 2008, 8:34:33 AM Mood: Love
Hello! I hope you are doing fine!
~umrann:iconumrann: May 5, 2008, 12:15:42 PM
you have a very beautiful gallery

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İ love everything.
~DreamsAddiction:iconDreamsAddiction: Apr 30, 2008, 3:10:02 AM
Nice work, keep it up! ^^
~Adnil:iconAdnil: Apr 26, 2008, 10:02:19 PM
defenitely not pushy,not at all.its a beautiful page and something along with your art ,something to be vry very proud of :love:

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"on niin monta tapaa maalata omenapuu.mistä minä tiedän mikä on oikea?minä en enää tiedä mitä haluan!!"-MuumiPappa
*suburbanbeatnik:iconsuburbanbeatnik: Apr 26, 2008, 9:47:16 PM
Thank you so much! I'm so glad that you like my site. I blush to say I have been pushy in the past. But I like to think I'm older and wiser now... or something... :blushes:

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Joanne Renaud
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Online portfolio: [link]
*suburbanbeatnik:iconsuburbanbeatnik: Apr 21, 2008, 8:20:20 PM
Thank you! I'm glad you like it.

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Joanne Renaud
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Online portfolio: [link]
~lenoki:iconlenoki: Apr 16, 2008, 2:34:16 AM
really charming gallery :heart:

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ambition is just an excuse for not having the guts to be lazy
*Arinya13:iconArinya13: Apr 13, 2008, 2:30:06 AM Mood: Affection
Thank you for adding me to your friends list!
~Adnil:iconAdnil: Apr 12, 2008, 11:55:13 AM
Yes,I did.It caught my attention..and not in a pushy "looke looke HERE here here my galllllllery" but in a nice way that made me curious.PLUS I already luved yur art so I know I had lots of eyes candy waiting there.But I had no idea your web page looked so stylish and cool and beautiful !

:love:

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"on niin monta tapaa maalata omenapuu.mistä minä tiedän mikä on oikea?minä en enää tiedä mitä haluan!!"-MuumiPappa
*suburbanbeatnik:iconsuburbanbeatnik: Apr 12, 2008, 9:51:30 AM
Thank you so much! I'm so glad you like. You are v. talented yourself.

BTW, out of curiosity, did you look at my website because I put the link in my signature? ;P

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Joanne Renaud
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Online portfolio: [link]
~Adnil:iconAdnil: Apr 12, 2008, 2:52:38 AM
wow..i just took a look at your web page,your online porfolio...the page looks AMAZING :omfg:absolutely gorgeous.
and yor work is still and always breathtakingly beyond beautiful and unique :love:

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"on niin monta tapaa maalata omenapuu.mistä minä tiedän mikä on oikea?minä en enää tiedä mitä haluan!!"-MuumiPappa
~SSPirate:iconSSPirate: Apr 6, 2008, 6:50:58 PM
AMAZING gallery you have! I've fallen in love with all of your illustrations. I'm such a sucker for historical costumes. :P

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~Nathrae-Velkyn:iconNathrae-Velkyn: Apr 5, 2008, 7:23:08 AM Mood: Neutral
7th Sea is a swashbuckling and sorcery themed role-playing game set in the world of Théah, and published by AEG. It's basically about musketeers, pirates and stuff like that ;)
*Himmapaan:iconHimmapaan: Mar 24, 2008, 6:30:51 PM
I've just had a thorough browse of your gallery. Your work is beautiful! I look forward to seeing more. :)
*Himmapaan:iconHimmapaan: Mar 24, 2008, 3:08:34 PM
Thank you for the favourite. I see you're a historical costume fan too. :)